Why 100 Years ?!!

Patient : Doctor , will i live till i am 100 years Old ?
Doctor : Do you Smoke or Drink Or Take Drugs ?
Patient : No , i never smoke or Drink , drugs !! NO

Doctor : Do You gamble ?
Patient : lol ,NO i don't even play with cards or Domino

Doctor : Do u stay up late In front Of TV,Computer or Cable ?
Patient : i don't even turn'em on

Doctor : Do u spend time on Cafes ?
Patient : Never saw One.

Doctor : Do u waste your health and Sight By reading a lot ?
Patient : i would rather Die than Read.

Doctor : Do u Spend time Surfing the Internet.
Patient : Internet , is that a new Sandwich ?

Doctor : Do go on Adventures or play risky Sports Or Drive too much ?
Patient : I don't even have a Car

Doctor : Do you pray ?
Patient : Some Sunday

Doctor : Do you Love ?
Patient : i don't like Boys/Girls and they hate me.

Doctor : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN WHY A HELL YOU WANNA LIVE 100 YEAR FOR ?